People Are People And Sometimes They Bother Me

I am an easy going person, right? I think so too. I have noticed there are people who I see out and about, here and there that really bother me. I am going to breakdown people that bug me, why they bug me (not naming names). This is in no particular order, so please excuse the mess.

Bumper Humpers - These are the people who sit behind you at traffic lights and creep up and up on your bumper. These Bumper Humpers may or may not honk at you if you don't floor it as soon as the light turns green.

Light Creepers - These people are probably cousins to the Bumper Humpers. These people will stop at a light and slowly creep and creep and creep up on a red light, waiting for it to change. The kicker about these people is that when the light does change, they don't go right away. The person behind them will give a friendly honk to get the Light Creeper on their way.

Parade Route People - These people are also known as The Sight Seeing People. These people like to drive around town and look at EVERYTHING as they drive around. You can see the person in front of you rotating their head back and forth and back and forth as they drive around.

Non-Blinkers - These people are the ones who DO NOT use their blinkers at all or EVER!! These people will also slam on their breaks as they are approaching their turn. They don't use their blinkers to let you know they are turning, they just turn.

Hey I've Been There Person - These people are people who talk only about themselves and like to throw in bits and pieces about themselves into your stories and or other conversations. They feel the need to insert bits about themselves all the time. If I want to know about you, I'll ask. These people have also, somehow, experience everything you have experienced and will one up you on every story.

Enough About Me, Let's Talk About Me - People who only talk about themselves. You try talking to them about something other than them and they somehow bring the conversation back to them.

Stirring Up The Pot People - These are people who ask questions or make statements just to be assholes to other people. These people really bug me when they bring up things they know nothing about or are too closed minded to learn about a topic before their verbal diarrhea kicks in and they sound just plain dumb.

Bandwagon People - These are people who hear about something on the news; a recall of products, products containing lead paint, etc; and suddenly all hell breaks loose and these panic people go all nutso throwing things out and clearing out products talked about on the news.

I'm Going To Make Fun Of You For Liking Something And Then Turn Around And Like Said Something, And Be Stupid Obsessed With Said Something Person - This is the person who (pretty much what the title says) makes fun of you for liking a type of music or sport and with (what seems like) a flip of a coin that person is in love with what they were just making fun of you for. What makes this person even worse is when they strike up a conversation with you about what they are now obsessed with, something you missed or didn't get and they turn around and mock you for it.

That's about it. More kinds of people bug me, but for now I'm taking a break. I just got home from school and House is on. Good night!